meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 06, 2010
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Nagel Bagel

When a guy puts his penis through a bagel hole and then fucks girl. Once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel.
"Dude I nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!"
by walkingteapot October 20, 2015
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Bagel Boi

Noice lookin bagel 🥯 🔥
That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)
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stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself
man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel
by Steve the Magnificent February 16, 2011
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bagel passing

Two or more men pass a bagel using nothing but their erect penises. Drop it and you have to eat the bagel.
Congress is to busy "bagel passing" to get any bills passed.
by TCInTampa May 21, 2009
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bagel tooth

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
by festa csta fest.com December 08, 2008
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Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.
You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.
by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006
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