bardant

The prehistoric absence of nothing.

The world is full of bardant thinking people

by rawr corp February 28, 2025

Barden-Syndrome

When a person is walking very slow taking them multiple days to get to a location.

“Sorry it took us multiple days to get to this location, it’s because we’re walking so slow we have Barden-Syndrome”

by Bardizzy18 March 22, 2025

bard

md/dc slang for "i swear" or "forreal". typically used when something crazy was told.

i real just linked her & ha friend, you styling ls , nope i bard!

by i-got-stat March 26, 2025

bardable

Describes a task, question, or assignment that can be easily completed using an artificial intelligence tool such as Google Bard (now known as Google Gemini) or ChatGPT.

This essay prompt is so bardable-I finished it with AI in like five minutes.

Her science homework was bardable, so she just typed the question into ChatGPT and copied the answer.

“Don’t worry, bro, that’s totally bardable. AI’s got you.”

by beln April 8, 2025

Bardfinn

Tranny (p)reddit power-janny. Allegedly spammed CSEM material to a subreddit he didn’t like to “own the fascists”. Believes he is the arbiter of truth and the ultimate force against anything or anyone deemed racist, transphobic, fascist, “alt-right”, or Nazi-adjacent. Extreme Trump and Elon derangement syndrome.

Friend 1: “Ah, this would be perfect to post in the __ subreddit!”
Friend 2: “Good luck with that bro. Bardfinn moderates that sub and he’ll probably find one reason or another to ban you for it.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025

Bard

on god or merch

I bard he was fast on his feet

by actdrench September 22, 2025