Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.
Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!
by omnomnombacon August 03, 2009
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canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.
by mts311311 April 13, 2009
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Ben Bacon

Common Verb; to Ben Bacon, is the act of getting mass groups of people blamed and/or yelled at for something that you did.
I Ben Baconed my entire gym class.
by Carson Carson November 25, 2006
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Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
by Oscar Wyld August 23, 2011
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Grief Bacon

Excess weight gained from emotion-related overeating.
"Does Donna look different to you?"

"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
by Dr. OK January 08, 2012
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Back Bacon

A game where you mount or jump on the back of a police officer for as long as possible.
Hey john, im bored, wanna beat the back bacon record of 23secs? " Yeah ,sure. I know where they chill
by Daffron June 12, 2010
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bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia
look at the bacon mudgaurds on that
by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006
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