Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.

At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet

Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.

by Bob11395 February 27, 2024

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves

Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski November 1, 2023

lunch like adults

Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.

It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."

by Spencer's Humor June 30, 2016

[adult swim]

A late-night TV programming block for adults created by Cartoon Network. If you don't wanna write adult swim then write as, you dildo

Damn, I love 12. Oz. Mouse and Superjail! Intact I love all adult swim jokes all together!

by Kids Sati June 30, 2025

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017