Adam

Adam is bald and alone. Even his misses left him. Poor Adam l. Sympathise for Adam

Adams such a sorry sod

by Ya Da works at Avon November 6, 2020

Adam

He's a nerd, best person you ever see, he's beating everyone at school, he likes to play football and basket, he likes a girl called leen.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is Adam!
Girl 2: Can I see him?
Girl1: No he's mine, Adam

by Meaning of the names November 24, 2021

adam

adam is a guy who has a kink for hands

"Adam let go of my hand" "No, I love hands"

by tray of rats June 30, 2021

Adam

The biggest phish phan in the world.
Ever.

You are an adam because you smoke too much dope and listen to phish too much.

by Darkside 08 February 28, 2009

Adam

The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes

Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"

by monkeygirl123 September 2, 2011

Adam

Just and asshole

Adam is such a cunt

by Hate Adam March 15, 2017

Adam

To kill yourself. The origin comes from Adams Song by blink182 which suggests suicide in the song

John: Did you hear that alex adamed?
Anothny: No way, i saw that coming

by Whaddupblink182 February 7, 2010