eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized

eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!

by zyxnk June 30, 2021

Eva Caudillo

whoever knows her is soooo lucky guys...NEVER TAKE EVA FOR GRANTED I SWEAR TO GODDDD

Hey brooo, how are you?
Eva caudillo: gurt

by kisse August 12, 2025

Eva luiters

An anime fan, wierd, rude but is kind to some people. And it's wierd being her

Eva luiters is one wierd person.

by A wierd anime fan January 15, 2022

eva

ugly smelly bitch

eva is poop xx

by eva wellas November 28, 2023

Eva

Eva is vasilis' future wife. Shes is gorgeous

cc: whos that gorgeous girl
cc: her name is eva but shes not signge shes vasilis' wife

by User678266383 November 20, 2021

Eva Brawny

interchangeable name for female spouses of fascist Qpublican men

Jocelynn was watching the news and saw Melanoma Trump flash by the screen. "oh shit, there goes Eva Brawny again." her roommate Carol chimed in and said "wait, hode up: I thought that was Kim Guilfoyle?" Jocelynn, not missing a beat, retorted "well, Eva Brawny broadly applies to any wife of a male fascist. Casey DeSantis, who is corrupt AF just like Ronald, is the latest one"

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2023

Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021