Alyssa😍

Alyssa is really funny, sweet, and pretty. She is the type of person you wanna stay in the phone with for ever! She will stick up for her friends which is something most people won’t do and she is always honest!

“Alyssa😍 is a great friend”

by <3~~;) August 6, 2018

Alyshia

A dickhead who loves orange juice and kinky shit

Alyshia was very kinky

by fxckmedaddy April 14, 2019

Alyson

A beautiful young girl who is shy and loves horses, she is usually Irish, and loves a good party. She has usually only two best friends, and is blond, but don't think that means that she is stupid, she is really smart! She has had experience with some horrible people, but knows how to deal with them. She can be a fighter, and make your life living hell. She only likes certain people, and can be bi. Usually criticizes her body.

Guy 1: Damn! Who's that new hot chic?

Guy 2: That's Alyson, she's such a badass!! Call dibs!!

by Horseyalyson November 30, 2018

Alysexual

only being attracted to white haired, homosexual anime guys/girls. Not in a sexual way, but you just want to hug them for no real reason.

"real life guys are ugly and annoying. Only anime guys understand"
"yo man I think you might be Alysexual

by Amour Kurai January 15, 2015

Alyssa

Alyssa has an amazing and unique personality, from her head to her toes she is beautiful. She is a great friend and will always have your back when you need it. Alyssa has a BIG temper so don't get on her nerves. When she has a problem with you she comes right out and says out unlike most girls. Love you alyss

Alyssa is a damn hotty!

by Kimberly Czajkowski June 23, 2017

Alyssa

An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.

Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me

Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉

by Royalebitch April 24, 2018

Alyster

A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.

"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."

by Ladleboi October 12, 2018