Alabama Cologne

The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.

My redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

by JJMUWF August 16, 2008

An Alabama Gentleman

When two guys are in desperate need of dumping and there is only one toilet to use. One fellow sits on his other fellows lap and dumps in the open gap between his legs. Depending on the guys penis size, his shaft may become covered in shit. A good friend, no homo.

Hey man all of the bathrooms are taken and I've got to drop a mean one. Would you be An Alabama Gentleman and let me take one with you. Sure, come on in.

by GPayte May 9, 2011

Alabama BunkBed

It's a normal single bed, only your uncle still sleeps on top.

Betty didn't sleep well in her uncle's Alabama bunkbed because he kept rolling around on her.

by Not Inbred December 9, 2008

Anniston, Alabama

An amazing town full of drugs, underage drinking, gangs, murders, rapes, and robberies in northern Alabama. Home to the great Jebus.

Dude, my baby momma got robbed in Anniston, Alabama the other day.

by JebusIsBack December 4, 2010

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007

Allah Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.

Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money

by Omgwtfbbq June 19, 2004

Alabama Pit Stop

The act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. Catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as Mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). May also include a trip to the shitter or condom dispenser.

Passenger: Make an Alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.

Driver: Why?

Passenger: I want to get a can of Skoal and some gummi worms.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009