Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.
It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.
by PhatFuk November 24, 2023
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reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.
Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.
by QuacksO June 24, 2023
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Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.
'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'
by benso411 August 01, 2013
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Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.
Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...
by AnderTheEnderWolf October 21, 2017
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rooster purse

It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.
OMG, Bob is such a Rooster Purse!
by jaxombie February 19, 2017
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Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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