Nicholas Name

An elongation of an individual's name utilized in the stead of a person's real name when said person's birth name is too short to form a Nickname. May be accidentally used at the annoyance of said person or may be purposefully used again at the annoyance of said individual.

Examples:

Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"

Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry you're a dick"

Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"

Larry is a dick who likes to create Nicholas Names for everyone he knows.

Random Other: "That's not my name"

Larry: "It's your Nicholas Name"
Random Other: "Ugh"

by kcandginger November 17, 2016

Pumpkin (name)

A cutesy nickname for both young and adult children.

"It's ok, pumpkin (name), you're safe with Mommy," the woman rocked her infant son.

by LyassacheckList December 3, 2016

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

Lad name

The male equivalent of a “maiden name”
Its used to describe a males surname before marriage.

Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley

by McLad December 9, 2018

el (name)

an extremely fruity little person.

person 1: oh you know el (name)?
person 2: yeah, they’re a fruity little thing.

by frogdoglog December 1, 2022

London (The name)

The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.

L: what’s yellow and cat swim?

M: I don’t know?

L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀

by Mariscool November 26, 2021

Random name

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".

*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!

by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019