Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

Rooster fish

Cock sucker!

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!

by jobob78 April 6, 2023

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

Singing to the rooster

The act of oral sex

She liked singing to the rooster all night

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022