Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.

I just dropped a limo log.

by TheSchnitz! December 2, 2010

epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

log

A turd that block the bog

jeez you logged the bog!

by filth April 23, 2003

Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007