Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

by Astromyxin December 3, 2018

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Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

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The one thing that you'll never have.

"What are 'Friends?' Is that a new DLC?"

by TheRealistOfThisFineWorld June 28, 2016

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The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.

Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

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