Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person
by kwenzima March 13, 2023
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Get the Callum mug.A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
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Callum haughey is the primark queen from tiktok and he slays every day away and is an inspiration to so many people.
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
His number one enemy is iconic moments who is also a tiktoker.
Iconic moments doesn’t slay as much as the primark queen and that is a fact.
Callum haughey is also a singer and a makeup artist and is very beautiful.
People say callum looks like Miranda Sings but I asked callum the following comment on his live stream “why do you look like Miranda?” and he didn’t even know who it was.
And the both look completely different and the only similarity is having red lips.
Callum is loved by so many people on tiktok but there is also haters but callum slays them away
by Iamsharon January 30, 2023
Get the Callum haughey mug.He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 8, 2023
Get the Callum G mug.A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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