CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy

Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum

by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 30, 2023

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 09, 2020

Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 04, 2020

Callum

Vile sex offender know to follow girls home

That guy is such a callum

by November 24, 2021

Callum

A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.

Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...

by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022