False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.

Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.

by Mike109999 February 8, 2022

Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

Yolo

Also stands for you oughta look out

Yolo, say no no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care-folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for yolo

by The Real Jota Jota December 26, 2020

YOLO

Your potential gains have to be greater than 20% in less than two weeks. Thats the only rule for talking about a potential YOLOesque trade

-$400 into GME weeklies is not a YOLO you dumb fuck. A YOLO should be atleast 4 digits and represent 98-100% of your account

Roger has a $1,000 WeBull account. Other than his WeBull account, he has $300 sitting in his bank account. Roger has autistically decided to put his entire $1000 into Netflix FD calls. Rogers Position is 77% of his Net Worth and his position is Volatile. Upon losing his entire investment, which he most certainly will, Roger will have effectively wiped out over half of his net worth. Roger has YOLO’d, however nobody cares because Roger is a poor.

by Froom5 January 29, 2021

team yolo

dead

my sister is team yolo

by gayhub uk January 29, 2021

yolo

Jesus 16:12

It's a yeet or be yeeted world

person 1: why are you attacking me.

person 2: yolo. it's a yeet or be yeetedworld.

by cricket420 February 12, 2021

Yolo

Luka is the definition of yolo Luka is yolo, Yolo is Luka

Yolo equals to Luka. Luka equals to Yolo

by The Homie Grace February 16, 2021