Bus Wanker

Bus Wanker is a derogatory term for people who commute to work on the bus, This was originally from the british tv show 'the inbetweeners" and became part of popular culture.

"I shout 'Bus wankers' to people at the bus stop because I do not have the ability to do anything original and therefore compensate by resorting to televisual mimicry."

by Jazzhands January 17, 2013

Wankers remorse

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression

He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.

by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010

Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Wanker

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

by S86849 July 16, 2014

wankerist

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

by MrD. February 1, 2018

Wicker

Someone who is flexible in more ways than one. They'll magically find ways to make things work into a schedule and are incredibly well thought out. Often intimadating or high energied when you first meet them but has a heart of gold once you get to know them.

Wicker is a loyal friend.

by rwbyfreak February 20, 2019