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The Kids Will Love It 

Made by Matt and Pat of the Machinima series "Two best friends play."
Used to poke fun at over used mechanics in video games and other media.
Such as the mass amounts of call of Call of Duty clones or how games are too easy
"Another Call of Duty clone? THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT!!"
"Why is this horror flick so damn generic? Oh! Because the kids will love it!"

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.
As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫

Tiny Willy 

Dan has a Tiny Willy, OMG Look at Dans Tiny Willy
Tiny Willy by TinyWilly December 12, 2011

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. 

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

The reason I will not succeed in life 

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life