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Just be White

Commonly abbreviated as JBW;a 'hypothesis' popular in the Incelosphere postulating that a Caucasian man has an infinitely better chance to get laid in a non-white area.

How exactly whiteness affect one's chance of getting laid is still a matter of controversy among the various schools of thought of the incel community;Some propose that this is caused by the fact that whiteness is often associated with richness and a chance for comfortable life,while others(especially the hardline Lookists) propose that this is because whites are some of the most genderly dismorphic people on Earth and thus the average white male will appear more 'masculine' than an Asian one and white girls will appear more 'feminime' than black ones,which gives both sexes a good chance of getting laid in any given area.
Reinhard:"My uncle spends most of his free time in Thailand,for some reason that eludes my mind."
Karol:"Just be White,mate.Just be White."
by Micheliscel February 1, 2019
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white girl

What a party! There were free rails of white girl in the basement.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021
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White Trash Paparazzi

A heard of camera phone wielding people taking pictures of someone or a group of people.
At a bikini contest there was heard of White Trash Paparazzi taking pictures of slutty bikini models with disposable and prepaid picture phones.
by Capt'n Dick October 18, 2008
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white drank

slang for milk; origin attempt to imitate purple drank
"I need something refreshing to drink after that hard workout. Hit me up with some of that white drank!"
by OriginalMaffer April 11, 2010
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White Saviour

The white saviour is a white person who degrades their own race for validation from people of colour or to tame their white guilt. They’ll often make fun of white people and get offended on behalf of another race. The white saviour will often go out of their way to shame people of colour who disagree with their narrative by calling them white washed and an embarrassment to their race despite them not being apart of that race. They often try to speak on behalf of other minorities.
White Saviour: OMG GOODNESS HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT JOKE ABOUT MINORITIES
Guy: It was a joke?
POC: I wasn’t offended

White Saviour: You’re such an embarrassment to your community. Such a pick me. White washed!
by PerthDictionary January 31, 2021
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cocaine white

New white tennis shoes. Gotta be sparklin white! NEW! No discoloration at all.
Damn...them shoes be cocaine white.
by michelle norman July 14, 2006
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Armond White

A genius who has made a career out of trolling movie fans by giving bad reviews to critically acclaimed and/or high-quality films.

In order to further incense fans, White's reviews are generally filled with incomprehensible, psuedo-intellectual rambling about subjects only tangentially related to the film at hand, and ultimately he will offer no concrete reasoning as to his contrarian opinions. Of course this is all carefully plotted for maximum lulz, and indeed, his reviews are extensively discussed on the internet by rabid fanboys, thus giving him huge amounts of PR and exposure. Brilliant.

White is paid well for the privilege of pissing people off, and I for one think we should salute him as the final evolution of the /b/tard.
Armond White's recent negative Toy Story 3 review had almost 500 comments, five times more than any other review, and all flaming him. The man knows what he's doing.
by KyleP555 July 14, 2010
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