What are you on?

Slang; used when reacting to someone's odd behaviour

Person 1: I'm a monkey oo-aa-oo-aa
Person 2: What are you on?

by niggadick22 May 31, 2023

Slay what you wanna slay

when you think you are slaying but your friend tells you they don't they you are slaying. So they tell you that you can slay everything you want to slay.

"I am slaying my english exam."
"I don't think you will, but slay what you wanna slay."

by Ianpok September 20, 2022

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie March 01, 2022

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 13, 2017

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

by willmadigfit May 22, 2024

What You Are

Gay

This is what you are

by Zaihfuieshugheusihgsdigdfg June 14, 2022

You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

by Smartest Man in History May 25, 2024