A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
Get the suck weaselmug. by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
Get the squirt the weaselmug. A mustache.
Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015
Get the lip weaselmug. To masterbate.
by DND2021 August 6, 2021
Get the Bouncing the Weaselmug. by SaltyT83 June 11, 2019
Get the Angry Weaselmug. A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
Get the beaver weaselmug. When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.
So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .
by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017
Get the peakin weaselmug.