Dick weasel

A person who is being a dick and you find a creative name for road rage or just in general

Wow WHAT A DICK WEASEL

by The one and only haevyn March 19, 2021

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

Stoat and Weasel

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016