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watermelon

noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup

verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench

adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing

verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench

adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
by wetwatermelonwench.yeah June 11, 2009
mugGet the watermelonmug.

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.
by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008
mugGet the watermelon implantsmug.

bob watermelon

a cute fluffy stuffed animal that is shaped like a watermelon, and is the kindest most amazing watermelon you will ever meet
Wow, that bob watermelon is so cute!
by mernard tiddlebink April 18, 2021
mugGet the bob watermelonmug.

Watermelon sugar

Why, WHY is this word still trending, im tired of seeing it like is this word invincible????
Funny Man: Yooo why Watermelon sugar still trending??

Funny Lady: Wait, that thing is STILL trending after 2 years, WHY??

Funny Man: I dunno, Its pretty pog if you ask me
by blue man 44 May 1, 2021
mugGet the Watermelon sugarmug.

Watermelon Sugar

"Watermelon sugar, hiiiiighhhhh"
by mayy3 October 25, 2020
mugGet the Watermelon Sugarmug.

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