Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.

You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.

by Qwickable May 9, 2021

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020