by Yaesh September 04, 2022
What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
A regular amount of money not enough to accomplish much of anything. Old school term doo wad from back in the era of doo wop music.
Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Just enough money to get a person into trouble.
Doo wad got tickets to our event, bought drinks, and ate the whole buffet. We added some home health care agency business cards to his empty wallet at closing time after the authorities impounded his '57 Chevy.
by Rosewater Jack June 24, 2022
by Tickwad July 03, 2021
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 08, 2023
Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.
Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."
by Yinjaei May 21, 2024
Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.
by LevonGarvasi June 28, 2013