Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.

by Butchershy December 31, 2022

oral-vaginal-rectal

Also known as OVR, or "Three Slits," it is considered the holy trinity of incessant hedonistic tantric copulation that covers not only the 'yoni,' but includes the 'ās' and the 'gud' resulting in an immense orgasmic explosion that could metaphorically be compared to the big bang in the release of sexual energy.

The yoga date last night ended up in OVR (oral-vaginal-rectal) at home. It couldn't possibly have gone better.

by U Tgb January 15, 2018

trumps.vaginal.cancer

he claims he’s straight but in reality he is a real life twinkie. makes the worst edits ever to live. extremely obsessed with shipping him and blu. However after some circumstances he is now hooking up with nick wilde.

omg mom can we buy a box of twinkies.

“no that’s literally a box of isaiahs aka trumps.vaginal.cancer.

by Dookie🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 July 14, 2021

Luxury Vaginal Planks

Vinyl plank-type flooring which is actually made off vaginal tissue. In addition to durability, they also emit a most pleasant aroma, although sometimes quite slippery.

I got some Luxury Vaginal Planks flooring. It looks great, is easy to clean, smells good, but it's a bit slippery. I did fuck it the other night, and now it's even more slippery.

by That Dude That Knows August 21, 2021

vaginal redirectioning

A surgery to make a womans vagina run horizontal instead of vertical. A basic 90 degree turn of the normal vaginal veiw.

"The bitch i fucked last night had vaginal redirectioning done on her pussy. I had to eat it like corn on the cob"!

by Jay dino May 15, 2007

vaginality

when somebody is vaginal, they have vaginality

ricky has vaginality!

by Hillary Humber July 2, 2007

vaginal miasma

Noxious fumes emanating from the female sexual organs.

The older woman walked with a pronounced stride, clearing the room with her long black hair and a case of vaginal miasma that would knock out the most intrepid explorer. It was clear to all that met her that here was an odor to be reckoned with.

by Newyorkpublisher March 12, 2008