vampirity

A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!

I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.

by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009

vampscaj

When a hungry vampire takes a bite directly on the taint or anus region. One obtains a scaj, also known as a scabbed over anus.

"Man I wish that guy from Twilight would give me a vampscaj right about now."

"Longshadow bit me right in the ass last night, I hope I don't get a vampscaj."

by brandnewscaj June 21, 2009

Vampzz

A little gay fucking homo who likes to choke on dick ever night.

Vampzz is a gai

by VAMPIREFUCKINGUNICORN July 8, 2011

Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

Vamp List

Like a normal playlist but better

Damn this vamp list is the shit!!
The vamp is on fire.

by Thevampsup January 26, 2013

vamzer

Vamzer is a slang word for a squealer, an infomer, "traitor", etc.

- Hey dude, what's up with Richard?

- Richard? He's a f*cking vamzer, he told the teacher i used to cheat on tests.

- Damn, what a scumbag!

by Doctorevaghius November 24, 2013

vampino

A Vampino is a Latin/Mexican vampire. These creatures live in houses but unlike the normal population they wake at 10 pm, put their kids in the garage and let them play. They leave for extended weekends and lock their animals either in the garage or outside. Their animals are scared of everything and their children even at older age can not speak due to being locked inside and never playing with other kids. "Vamps" for short, have no respect for the families who's homes are attached and they never make eye contact with those in the neighborhood. They always come and go during the hours of darkness.

Man,
I can't believe the Vampinos woke up at 10 last night.

The Vamps started making dinner at 11 last night.

The Vampino kid grunted at me last night.

by Pissed at Vampinos May 11, 2014