Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

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turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst

by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017

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Turbojinx

The polar opposite of a jinx- for example, when one person makes a trumpet sound with their mouth and another person farts at the exact same time. Other examples include sneezing and sharting at the exact same time, humming and stomach rumbling at the exact same time. (Not associated with misfortune or one-upmanship, the Turbojinx has transcended these aspects of it's original, the regular jinx.)

I just happened to make a loud trumpet noise that mirrored the sound of Alex farting at the exact same time. I called "Turbojinx" so he owed me a small personal pizza.

by The Likely Giraffe July 7, 2017

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