A description for items purchased at Target that look cool and hip under the flourescent lights next to their ordinary stuff, but once gotten home is just as flimsly, cheap, hollow and uncool as anything from Wal-Mart.
How's that new world music cd you got at Target?
Well, I thought it was going to be great, but after listening to it a couple of times, I found out it is just targetphat.
Well, I thought it was going to be great, but after listening to it a couple of times, I found out it is just targetphat.
by jack1nce June 2, 2010
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Gary turned around and sold his longs out to the paper behind him...
We squeeged windows for a week.
Gary turned around and sold his longs out to the paper behind him...
We squeeged windows for a week.
by ynkx July 23, 2004
Get the TUGGED mug.A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
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