Kalyn Turcios

Always and outstanding person who gives you the best memories and treasures you. She will keep her friend circle small but is loyal to all of them and especially when you have an intimate relationship. She is always willing to help but an overthinker who gets persuaded somewhat easy. As long as your good to her she will be fine and always needs company

“I truly love you Kalyn Turcios”
“I HAVE YOUR LAST NAME”

by Thetrustworthywriter May 5, 2022

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".

Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

Thizzlamic Turban

A Beanie

I wore a Thizzlamic Turban on me head!

by Thizzlam The true religion of February 3, 2024

Meat Turban

When the tip of the penis enters the vagina, the vagina is then a turban for the penis.

"Ayo ma, come over and give me a meat turban" or "I busted a nut just off the meat turban she gave me"

by JustG3RM April 15, 2024

Topsy-turban

When a transport truck flips over on the highway.

"Wow did you see the accident on the highway? A transport truck flipped over, topsy-turban!"

by anonymous October 29, 2025