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A term for when a person or product is outcompeted, marginalized or eradicated by an inferior competitor or opponent through bad luck, conspiracy, the ignorance of man or the cruel indifference of Marduk, the Babylonian God of harbors and mischief.

father: "fuck, first caldor goes the way of the turbo graphics 16 and now i have to buy my zoobas at target?"

son: "is that why you beat the shit out of me and mommy?"

by dusty ocean December 30, 2004

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.

Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)

by The Gavinator March 10, 2022

Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless

Angus is a fat turbo charged midget

by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018

6.5 Turbo diesel

An engine that is the literal honeybadger of all diesel engines. It gives no shits on what fuel it runs on, what kind of oil is in it (if there is) or how much boost is being shoved into it. This engine is one of the most controversial and hated engine in the diesel community. Much like the 7.3 its so fucking slow that everything could beat it in a race. Like most Detroit Diesels, it runs shitty, but forever.

That must be a 6.5 Turbo diesel, it hasnt died yet!

by The Random Mechanic October 8, 2021

run it back turbo

When the international banking cartel, IMF and other nefarious actors conspire to cause a temporary drop in the price of bitcoin during a bull market, and users respond by buying up the cheap coins and driving the price rapidly back up.

A: Bitcoin just dropped 10 percent.
B: Buy the dip. Run it back turbo.

by Hodlerism September 9, 2021

turbo top lad

Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".

Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!

by T.T.L. January 7, 2012