max and tilly

a couple who would be perfect but past relationships have ruined them

(hey yu guys are perf, we're not together, max and tilly = fwb)

by troubledgirl100 October 20, 2013

Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

a big floppy donkey dick

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

tullah

Goodbye

we shall see you soon, Tullah!

by NatalieJK March 1, 2009

Tallyrand

Synonym for tally whacker, used to describe one's peen.

Dustin: Damnit, Amy. Put your tallyrand away!

by firehotstud07 February 26, 2008

Tallywhack

adj.
To slap another person with one's (flaccid) penis, shouting "Tally Ho!" before contact is made. Without the exclamation this is simply sexual assault.

While getting ready to go out last night I Tallywhacked my roommate.

by Scooba_Steve December 28, 2015

Telly

To delete all your World of Warcraft characters, then promptly shit yourself.

Man I can't believe you did a Telly, why would you do that AND shit yourself

by eust83 January 29, 2019