poo tube

The tube between your arsehole and bowel.

Don't mess with my poo tube.

by RJH August 26, 2006

red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."

I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.

by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

flip the goo tube

a funky way to say cum

Dude 1: Dude, did you just flip the goo tube?
Dude 2: Dude, is that like... slang for cumming?
Dude 3: LOL it is now

by J-Dawg123456 March 25, 2009

noob tube

also spelled as n00b Tube

Term widely used in the online gaming community for any kind of Rocket launcher, Most commonly used by gamers who beleave the weapon is very effect in many situations, Some also call the person using the weapon, Cheap, or Lame, or what have you

Damn, My ass just got blown up by that cheap ass noob tube

by Mike Schwartz December 30, 2003

J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.

"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny

by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010

Jelly Tube

When a male rubs his genitals on an inanimate surface/object/anything (including person).

The act of placing ones penis on an object.

(Ex. door knob, coffee mug, pillow, fish tank.)

Ex. Don't you dare jelly tube my backpack!

by Don Javidson January 14, 2014

Deep-tube

Deep-tube is an area in the popular video-sharing website Youtube. The videos in Deep-tube are characterized by having a very low view count, containing some degree of obscurity and suggest to other videos of a similar status.

"Last night I discovered this exquisite 1970's Jazz in the Deep-tube. Can't believe its only got 14 views. Better keep it that way."

by Themilkcat May 2, 2014