by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey
“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”
by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. tristan is such an amazing guy you should keep forever. he’s really respectful and sweet but also dominant and rough in bed. he will care for you and make you laugh and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. he always dreams about you and he feels like he isn’t good enough, when really he’s one in a billion.
“she’s so lucky to have tristan..”
by australiapuzzy May 9, 2021
Get the tristanmug. The most amazing person I know. He is so kind and patient. He usually has beautiful and mesmerizing eyes. His a very goofy and funny person but he can relate to your humor if he wants to. If he is your partner, never let him go. Tristan is a rare person to come by. He will try his hardest and put in a lot of effort even if he doesn't show it. Even though sometimes he makes mistakes, deep down he really loves you more than you think so hold on to him. If you're one of his close friends, he really cares for you. Tristan isnt the type of person who shows affection. Make sure to compliment and check u on him often because he doesnt like to show hs emotions!
by harcoresimp May 20, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022
Get the Tristanitismug. The perfect boyfriend<3
by YEET SIS May 3, 2022
Get the tristan palaciosmug. 