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Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.
Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
by creampai March 27, 2022
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Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
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Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
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