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Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.
Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."
by Clang May 11, 2006
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toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"
by Oscar September 2, 2004
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Tolerant

Western people are generally tolerant of ISIS fighters coming back to the west.
by Cold Facts June 30, 2019
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Tolerance

The extremely rare art of just not giving a single fuck.
Daniel: Dude, I just fucked Jacob’s girlfriend and he did absolutely nothing.

Mike: Oh yeah, he just has absurdly high tolerance
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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toberg

A god like being with unimaginable power
You are a Toberg
by Sithlord333 March 29, 2018
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Tomer

A generic young Israeli male, typically hailing from Tel Aviv or the surrounding cities, but not limited to those areas. The term is derived from the Hebrew name "Tomer" but does not necessarily refer to individuals with that name.

Characteristics of a Tomer include sporting jean shorts, commonly known as "jorts", and Teva Naot sandals, although other footwear options like flip flops, Blundstones, or Vans are not uncommon. Tank tops are also a staple of their attire.

Most often found engaging in certain activities such as approaching unsuspecting tourists and attempting to flirt with them, enjoying communal meals of hummus with their group of friends on Fridays, drinking vodka XL's at Shalvata, or participating in beach games like matkot or foot volley.

Their dating profiles often contain phrases like "good vibes only," "no drama," and "4/20" , or beach, beer, and sun emojis. This type of individual can be considered the Israeli counterpart to the American "Chad."

The term "Tomer" was originally coined in 2020 by @margotexplainsitall, a Tel Aviv-based content creator. It has since gained popularity both within Tel Aviv and on the internet.
Person 1: "That guy I just matched with on Tinder asked me to come over to his roof to smoke a joint."
Person 2: "Be careful, he sounds like a total Tomer."
by goodvibestomer June 18, 2023
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Big Toker

This is one of the aliases of new rap artist BigDickDan. Please note, alias may be subjected to change without notification.
What uuuuuuuup
Big Toker!?
by BigDickDan February 5, 2005
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