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lint toast

The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.
I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 May 18, 2016
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toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.
Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"
by rfmg42 March 8, 2010
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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sick on toast

Something that is exceptionally amazing or noteworthy.
´That bike is pretty cool´
´Yeh, it´s sick on toast´
by veracity74 September 6, 2009
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Ignite Toast

Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?

Fan#2: Yeah why?

Fan#1: He's the best!

Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂
by Some person on the internet February 26, 2018
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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
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Raisin Toast

A term coined by local Aussie hero and Camira native known as Shampoo. It is used to describe the act of getting a 'Rub & Tug'. The genius is that the initials R/T are cafe short hand for "raisin toast", you can talk about it in public and no one will be the wiser.
"Might go get some Raisin Toast on the way home from work then rock round to yours to punch some cones"
by dru95 July 29, 2016
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