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thief

Someone who uses other people's private property without their permission or them knowing it.
A thief would use a friend's computer to post something from his/her facebook account that s/he won't like.
by KustacMa September 9, 2011
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Art Theft

The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished on the best artists, without actually having to have any artistic skill whatsoever.

Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.

Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.

Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.

Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.
"OMG Some horrid person posted a Sonic recolour that was the same as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"

"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"
by Angry Cosecant February 28, 2009
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Thief Head

A southern Trinidadian Creole slang used to describe an unfortunate or difficult situation. It is often an exclamation expressed after an unfortunate or difficult event and if said event was done by a human, then he or she can be called a thief head
"Lonny, how was the exam?"

Lonny shakes his head and says,"Thief Head!😓".

"Hey La Toya, did you get me on the V.I.P list as you said you would?"

La Toya replies, "Sorry Lonny, I didn't."

Lonny then says, "You're a thief head!"
by mslonnybreaux July 22, 2015
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mexican apple thief

Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)
I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.
by jzilla May 18, 2007
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Thief-bay

the ebay website(because you can offer an item at an outrageously high price there)
If I ever go shopping online, I will never accept any offers from Thief-bay.
by Light Joker January 17, 2005
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Oxygen Thief

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
Oi you smelly Oxygen Thief, get a fucking job

Andrew Paul is an oxygen thief
by simples May 27, 2010
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