The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke-washmug. The place where you wash ur shit at. Like ur clothes and shit. not a laundromat. ( no one says laundromat. It don't make no damn sense) .
by Katheart July 23, 2017
Get the Wash Housemug. When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
Get the Guilt Washmug. The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
Get the Prison Washmug. When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021
Get the Washing The Chopsmug. When some kind of non western media gets changed up to appeal more to the western audience, going even so far that important cultural elements get cut out.
by nah better not July 13, 2022
Get the west washedmug. by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
Get the Early Washmug.