Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

My great-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014