The Number System

The Number System is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. Each Love, Crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.

For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.

Guy to his male friend.

Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.

by Royann Greenwood June 4, 2016

Slave of the system

The slave of the system is any person who works from 1 to 24 hours a day. He can drink, smoke, but he will remain a slave of the system and never get out of it.

Guy 1: Hey dude let's drink!

Guy 2: Sure! But first I need to work.
Guy 1: Yes, me too!
Guy 2: But i'm not a slave of the system .
Guy 1: You are damn right!

by REALITY! May 17, 2017

system requirements

the amount of a needed item you require to perform

Damn her system requirements are more than i can handle!

by Icenate February 3, 2004

PO system

N. The pussy only system

I am a firm believer in the PO system, no sodomy here

by Buttfukk November 30, 2004

buddy system

When you take a shit that smells so awful that anyone entering the cubicle might need a 'buddy' to assist them in the event of collapsing as the stench is so toxic.

Hey boys - buddy system in place for next 30 minutes (said while exiting the loo)

by ghost_of_bunchy_ July 10, 2010

judicial system

Something that works well in theory, never in reality.
See "Flaw"

A: Man, our judicial system is fucked
B: Everyone's is

by KYJC April 12, 2008

system of a down

Really. They would be decent if their music wasn't such crap metal. It sounds like they're banging a guitar against the wall and calling it music. Make your music bearable and THEN I'll consider liking you.

SOAD doesn't have bad lyrics, but the music behind them is so terrible it totally degrades the band.

by CRH915 January 10, 2005