spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

spider dancing

The coolest dance move invented by the coolest people.
Used mainly when needing to pee or when you're at the height of coolness

Rachel and Ruth are spider dancing around the table flailing their arms and legs in the air.

by Hedmund August 4, 2008

Spider drop

When one is upon another person's shoulders doin the Spider-Man pose taking a dump cascading down the person's back all while balancing still holding the pose. Most effective when its diarrhea.

Oi Razzle dazzle what's Gibo doin on Blake's shoulders again oh his rockin' another Spider drop on him check the waterfall down Blake's back bro.

by Spider dropped it like it's 79 July 14, 2021

Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble

hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die

by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

spider hole

1. the hole in which pubic hairs grow in clumps often forming a spider like figure, often used for penetration by people animal fetishes.

2.the hole in which the spider shits out webs and eggs.

3.a surrinder.

OH LOOK AT JIMS SPIDER HOLE! ITS A BLOODY NEST!
savanas such a cow she has such a big spider hole!
i want to stick it in her spider hole.

by surgrinder February 19, 2018