Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.
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