by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019
Get the Gay lettuce sexmug. A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
Get the Wet Lettucemug. A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
Get the Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disordermug. 
When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.
by Littlegael June 27, 2016
Get the Lettuce buttmug. Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.
by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023
Get the Soggy Lettucemug. Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence
by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021
Get the lettuce jrmug.