Jamaican creole

This is how Jamaicans and other countries in the Caribbean talks

Mark: Hmng ubs s sibsa hoosb isjsb afac pum-pum wysg fhdh batty boy gesg peeg ssv bumpe dh hsbs zxbe feue lebx xgeibw

Pearl: wow mark what language is that

Mark: that’s Jamaican Creole or patwah, that how my family and friends in Jamaica speaks

Pearl: SAY WUHHHHHHHHHHHH😳😳😳😳

by Lily’ bam bam January 27, 2024

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house

by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Jamaican Mudslide

When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.

Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!

by Skibidi Sigma 25765 February 5, 2025

Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

Jamaican Corn

The act of eating Jamaican Cuisine, then later shitting out your poop that contains undigested corn chunks, which are then extracted from the poop and eaten separately as a homemade snack.

Our group was robbed of all our money on our vacation in Jamaica, so I suggested we all shit out our dinner from last night so we can have some free and delicious Jamaican Corn.

by Ben284 May 9, 2025