The rizziest man alive. A socialist and a media expert. He is a famous influencer who never fails to bring happiness to the table.
by FamousBirthdaysReal June 16, 2025
Get the Jayden Griffinmug. 
When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. Really sweet,cute,humble,is nice to anybody he sees.he is willing to take his life for anybody that really cares
by Breed cram November 25, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022
Get the Peter Griffin Funniesmug. griffin
by QuintinFroggyy March 2, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. The most loveable guy. Super flirty and incredibly cute!!! Loves the people he loves and hates the people he hates... there is no in between!!! Super athletic -in a sport like lacrosse or basketball!!! Tends to act like he doesn’t care but deep down cares a lot- he tries to be cool by not caring... kind of a bad kid on the outside but inside the most loving, trustworthy guy!! EVERYONE deserves a griffin for real!
“Griffin and I can’t hang this weekend because he has lacrosse!”
“Awhh I know you love talking to him, that’s too bad!”
“Awhh I know you love talking to him, that’s too bad!”
by violet22 May 28, 2018
Get the Griffinmug.