A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
Get the jethros castlemug. Somebody that actively seeks well off people not because of the money but because they dream of living in a big house.
Jack: Do you think she has a big house?
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...
Tom: Probably
Jack: Got to get me some of that!
Tom: You're such a castle chaser...
by Superdannnn August 22, 2014
Get the Castle Chasermug. by keishaneg September 12, 2025
Get the jumping castlemug. Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.
Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.
by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022
Get the Bouncy Castlemug. by Cx.G November 5, 2012
Get the warwick castlemug. a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.
For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.
For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.
by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013
Get the niddry castlemug. The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem August 8, 2016
Get the Breaching the Castlemug.