Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.

That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.

by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019

walrus

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.

wow that walrus is kuul
i know man

by notarielfountain May 6, 2018

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017

To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.

Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be

by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.

Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.

by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014