Billboard Status

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see

Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.

by AlmightyMoe August 18, 2011

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 07, 2006

status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.

I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".

by jblonde December 02, 2010

stool status

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

by ahymusic October 08, 2017

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 06, 2014

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 21, 2010