Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
by Guitaros October 22, 2013
Get the Status Updasterbatemug. To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...
Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
Get the Blast Statusmug. henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.
by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010
Get the beefcake statusmug. a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
Get the status trapmug. by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
Get the Greg Statusmug. meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow
1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending
2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia
3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia
3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010
Get the Gallery Statusmug. when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
Get the status orgymug.