A process in which a person puts a funnel in their turd cutter and slides down a metal slide gradually accumulating feces used as a lubricant for the slide. As the dung skunk reaches the end of the slide, they push more poop out, and as the funnel slides out, they accelerate and fly into a crowd of children splattering them in shit as they watch the person fly while dusting dung on them in disbelief.
Hey Derek, I found the perfect opportunity to use my new crow control technique, the Niagara Mudslide
by GothamGasProducer February 05, 2025
When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.
by [NDC]Octane December 01, 2019
A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.
by BeccaAce February 07, 2021
by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!
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by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022
When you have diarrhea You have your girl lay back with her legs lifted all the way back ... Just before you're about to stick your Dick in are you turning around shit and have vagina and then Bang her as a mud slides out.
Yeah man man my girl got freaky last night I gave her me an old Mississippi mudslide she was pissed off
by FredosnasTs January 18, 2023
The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 02, 2024