The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
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